The best Pickup Lines!

The best pick up lines!

Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.

Did you just combust? Because you're hot!

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. No, it's just a sparkle.

I am invisible. Really? Can you see me? Yes. How about tomorrow night?

I am not drunk, I am just intoxicated by you.

If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.

If you were the new burger at McDonalds, you would be the McGorgeous!

I know I don't have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.

Just being around you sets my synapses on fire.

Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

When I see you, I think: "Good job, God!"

You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.

Your legs must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.

Funny pick up lines

Are you a magnet, cause I'm attracted to you.

Baby you are like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.

I may not be a genius but I can make your dreams come true.

I wish you were DSL, so I could get high-speed access.

Plonk! (What are you doing?) I'm here, where are your other two wishes?

Cheesy pick up lines for nerds

I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but I'm as sweet as it can be.

I'm overheating because you're stuck in my head like an infinite loop.

If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

Dirty pick up lines

Do you want to make millions? Millions of babies!

I know it's not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.

I want to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.

What has 126 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.

Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.

Pick up lines for girls

You've been a bad boy. Go to my room.

Pick up lines for boys

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Do you have the time? (She gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down .

Girl, you better have a license, because you are driving me crazy!

Hey, I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

How does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the world?

If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.

I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

"I'm sorry, were you talking to me?" She: "No." "Well then, please start."

Is your last name Gillete? Because your the best a man can get.

You've been a bad girl. Go to my room.

You must be in the wrong place. The Miss Universe contest is over there.