Drinking alcohol quotes

Booze is cheaper than therapy!

Everyone has to believe in something. I suppose I'll be drinking one more!

God invented the wine, God invented the beer, but the schnaps was burned by me.

I don't get drunk, I get awsome.

I don't have a drinking problem, I'm just thirsty.

Life is some days just to last in alcohol poisoning.

Memory gaps are the first prize at the bottom of every bottle of vodka.

More people get drowned in the bottle than in the sea.

What used to be my liver is today a minibar!

The human drinks, the horse swiggs and some do the other way round.

The little man's sunshine, is fuck and be drunk.

We have been drinking enough. Now we'll booze.

Where drinking is an honor, puking is no shame.

Who does not puke, does not drink at the limit!

You're drunk? No, you, the lantern asked me something!

You know what we need, we want to sip strong drinks.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749-1832)